Quote from the film Brazil, one of the best scenes!!  youtube.com/watch?v=eosrujtjJHA . 🙂
Telekom (Central Services) is just toooo slow to officially re-connect our (refurbished) house. In self-defence I had to ‘tuttle’ that DSL cable myself, the old cable is still there and my provider is on it already!!! (just had to find the right pair 🙂