How to connect a german Type F “Schuko” power plug (any power plug) to a suisse CEE 7/16 power socket (any power socket) at Zurich airport (any place) on a monday night (at any time).

We are living in the era of dead batteries (and it ll become worse with new cars). Always the same: either i foget the charger or I have the wrong (or none) adapters on me …
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